The Top 10 reasons why you don’t read newspapers

1.

The word ‘dude’ is not an option.

A: I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the word “dude” isn’t an option for many people.

I’m not sure how much of an impact that word had on the popularity of newspapers back in the day, but it was a factor.

I’ve been on the job a long time, so I’m sure the word has been around a long enough time that it’s no longer a thing of the past.

I can’t speak for the rest of the media, but I think that the word was a pretty big thing in the past and now we’re in a different era where the word isn’t the best option.2.

You’re going to hear it all the time.

The word ‘shit’ is a common term.

3.

Your kids will talk about it when they grow up. 4.

You won’t hear about the word ‘butt’ because it’s considered too masculine.

5.

The internet has helped spread the word of the word.

6.

Newspapers will use ‘shit,’ ‘butt,’ ‘joke’ or ‘fuck’ to describe you, because you’re a bad dude.

7.

There’s a sense of entitlement in many circles, especially in the entertainment industry.

8.

You may be reading the news from a computer.

9.

You probably don’t have a lot of time to watch news.

10.

You’ll probably just hear the word, “dudes” or “donts” a lot.